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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

(Source: memewhore)

whitegirlsaintshit:

#TheyFuckin

whitegirlsaintshit:

#TheyFuckin

(Source: blackdenimjeans)

«Angelina Jolie and I, we’re not friends, but when I called her about my human trafficking endeavors, she went all in. And I really appreciated that because there are not a lot of times that you can call upon people in our business and get serious help. She put me in contact with the people I needed to be in contact with, she sent me books, sent me all the information she had. I’m not saying that Angelina and I are, like, girlfriends and kicking it every day, but when you call another woman who’s in a position to lend support to you and she just jumps right in there, that’s sisterhood.»

-Jada Pinkett-Smith on Angelina Jolie to Health Magazine. (via dontyouknowiminthisforlife)

(Source: prettysunsets)

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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